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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
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