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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION WEDNESDAY, 10 OCTOBER 1973
Scale your business.
Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one candle out of pity.

— Zack, unqualified

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UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
  2. The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
  3. Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
  4. The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
  5. You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
  6. The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
  7. You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…

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