ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see my screen?"
You can. You always will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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