ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle.
The kettle will outlast the excitement. Possibly you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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