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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your partner says they'd be lost without you.
They'd be lost for about eighteen months. Then they'd take up pottery.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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