ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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