ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every company now has an AI assistant.
It's the only member of staff nobody's asked to come in on Fridays, and the only one getting your job.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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