ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake.
The standing still was flawless. The getting up took a team, a run-up and a noise you'd never made before.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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