ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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