ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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