ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Good things come to those who wait.
You waited so long they went to someone who didn't.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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