ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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