ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your therapist said set boundaries.
You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m. to explain it for forty minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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