ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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