ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.
They were picked first. You're what was left.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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