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TUESDAY, 4 MARCH 1975
Your friends' group chat went quiet.
It didn't. They made a new one. Same name, one fewer person.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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