ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it "quiet quitting".
Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody can tell the difference. That's the bad news.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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