ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The best time to start saving was twenty years ago.
The second-best time was also twenty years ago. You missed both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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