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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "found your aesthetic".
It's beige. It's always beige.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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