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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Fortnite was free to play.
It was not free to stop.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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