ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake.
The standing still was flawless. The getting up took a team, a run-up and a noise you'd never made before.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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