ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The retirement age goes up a year every time you check.
It's not a finish line. It's a horizon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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