ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "so random".
You've told the same "so random" story at every party since 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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