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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house.
Nothing will. Have the coffee.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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