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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy.
The internet read the whole post. Especially paragraph four.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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