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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call your mum "for advice".
You call her for the Netflix password.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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