ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Fortnite was free to play.
It was not free to stop.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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