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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION MONDAY, 16 JUNE 1975
Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort.
Mostly explaining it at parties to people backing away.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
  2. You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
  3. The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
  4. Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
  5. Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
  6. Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
  7. Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.

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