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You're ageing like a fine wine.
Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark, away from people.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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