ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your banking app pauses slightly before opening.
It's deciding how to tell you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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