ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right.
Investors loved it. The chatbot told them they would. Then it told them to replace you with it. Very persuasive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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