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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been quiet".
You weren't. You were just talking to nobody.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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