ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment".
It took you three days to reply "thanks".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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