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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SUNDAY, 23 JANUARY 1977
Your company's core values are printed on the wall.
So nobody has to have them.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
  2. You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
  3. You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
  4. There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
  5. The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
  6. Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
  7. You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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