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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "on a gap year".
It's your third.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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