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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Find your purpose.
It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key to a flat you'll never live in again.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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