ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”.
Episode 31 has nine listeners and a sponsor that sells protein water. Neither of you is laughing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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