ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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