ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
There's someone out there for everyone.
Yours married someone else in 2019. They look happy.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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