ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Age is just a number.
So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than your salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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