ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move.
Your audience is very engaged. Just not with lifting a sofa.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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