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Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right.
Investors loved it. The chatbot told them they would. Then it told them to replace you with it. Very persuasive.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
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