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Your partner says they'd be lost without you.
They'd be lost for about eighteen months. Then they'd take up pottery.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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