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Everyone's bringing back the dog filter.
Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look on its own since March, and it doesn't come off when you close the app.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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