ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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