ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "about to start the gym" since January.
It's October. The gym has had two owners and a refurb in the time you've been about to.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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