ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness journey started on the second of January.
It ended on the fourth. The trainers still have the tags on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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