ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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