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SUNDAY, 13 NOVEMBER 1977
You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake.
The standing still was flawless. The getting up took a team, a run-up and a noise you'd never made before.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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