ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every summit sends a very strong signal.
The planet keeps not receiving it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
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- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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